Diabetes Talking

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She didn’t fare so badly. She got a drink of white wine, a drink of red wine and a hot brandy. Not bad for a first date! have ye not heard of hot teddies…if ye can bear sech

One sech (or should that be wretch, or even retch) being a Kennedy. Beav

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HUH? THIS IS A JOKE?????

Only if you happen to be in posession of a sense of humour. As it’s clear that yu’re not one of those, it was a short story about a French fighter pilot! D’you Roger that Roger? Roger wilco, over and out. Beav

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<snip Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. …..<snip I thought it was hysterical!!!

Wait til you’ve had a major by-pass (of the humour gland) like Roger. On second thoughts no don’t. It’s far better to commit suicide than have your sense of the ridiculous removed. Beav

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<Duh Could it possibly be because the women fare so badly? Try that joke with the genders switched … — Nanuq of the North, T2, 6 years, glucophage, diet & (not enough) exercise Remove grzl to send email: I’m only a grizzly before (decaf) coffee! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – To Jennifer and Wendy!!! I KNEW you girls would like that one, and yet when we chaps are in mixed company, we have to keep off the "risque" jokes for fear of giving the ladies a case of the vapours! Why is that I wonder

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<Duh Could it possibly be because the women fare so badly? Try that joke with the genders switched …

Every bit as funny!  Though not as likely, since we know how the armed forces feel about women fighter pilots.

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<Duh Could it possibly be because the women fare so badly? Try that joke with the genders switched …

She didn’t fare so badly. She got a drink of white wine, a drink of red wine and a hot brandy. Not bad for a first date! Anyway, how many women do YOU know that’d "do down in flames " in a restaurant? Beav

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She didn’t fare so badly. She got a drink of white wine, a drink of red wine and a hot brandy. Not bad for a first date!

have ye not heard of hot teddies…if ye can bear sech melee melynda reid   who wears hats but does not type caps   snail: p o box 378 greensboro, florida 32330

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"

To Jennifer and Wendy!!! I KNEW you girls would like that one, and yet when we chaps are in mixed company, we have to keep off the "risque" jokes for fear of giving the ladies a case of the vapours! Why is that I wonder Beav

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HUH? THIS IS A JOKE????? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" To Jennifer and Wendy!!! I KNEW you girls would like that one, and yet when we chaps are in mixed company, we have to keep off the "risque" jokes for fear of giving the ladies a case of the vapours! Why is that I wonder Beav That joke wasn’t too risque, Beav. It had a really good punchline. Jennifer

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<snip Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

…..<snip I thought it was hysterical!!! Sandi

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" To Jennifer and Wendy!!! I KNEW you girls would like that one, and yet when we chaps are in mixed company, we have to keep off the "risque" jokes for fear of giving the ladies a case of the vapours! Why is that I wonder Beav

That joke wasn’t too risque, Beav. It had a really good punchline. Jennifer

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.  Pierre says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.  When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.  "Pierre!  What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.  Pierre answers, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.  He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.  Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?"  Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I go down, I go down in flames!" Beav — E-mail me if you feel the desire at the usual place Beavis at nachos dot demon dot co dot  uk (No xxx’s) You can even visit my website at WWW.nachos.demon.co.uk

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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.

Help!  Help!  I can’t stop laughing!!!!!

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.  Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.  Pierre says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.  When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.  "Pierre!  What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie.  Pierre answers, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.  He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.  Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?"  Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I go down, I go down in flames!" Beav — E-mail me if you feel the desire at the usual place Beavis at nachos dot demon dot co dot  uk (No xxx’s) You can even visit my website at WWW.nachos.demon.co.uk

Oh Beav! hehehehehe.

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